The Newsdesk
An Ode to 'Broad' (BIH-ROW-WID)
A dispatcher from Newbold, in three syllables.
By Paul Thomas, verse submitted
I once knew a dispatcher lady from Newbold
Who pronounced the word "Broad" with three syllables
She'd tell me BIH-ROW-WID and SHNIEDER
When I'd ask where to go
Explaining it was 14th Street, you know
ya big dumb bicycle MEDIGHAN!